A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

The average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows the average man can see much better than he can think- Ladies' Home JournalI'd rather have two girls at seventeen than one at thirty-four

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.