The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.