A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.

What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.

Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.

A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.