I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
If the grass is greener in the other fellow's yard- let him worry about cutting it.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.
Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.