California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.