He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.
Hollywood is a great place if you're an orange.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.
What's on your mind, if you will allow the overstatement.
There are two kinds of jokes - funny jokes and Jack Benny jokes.