A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Radio is a bag of mediocrity where little men with carbon minds wallow in sluice of their own making.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.

My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.