Television is a device that permits people who haven't anything to do to watch people who can't do anything.
California is a fine place to live - if you happen to be an orange.
I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
An advertising agency is 85 percent confusion and 15 percent commission.
He writes so well he makes me feel like putting my quill back in my goose.