A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

Ed Sullivan will be around as long as someone else has talent.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Everything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.

You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart.