A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.

The S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose

He always had a chip on his shoulder that he was ready to use to kindle an argument.

I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back.