An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.