My uncle is a Southern planter. He's an undertaker in Alabama.
Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.
A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
I play a musical instrument a little, but only for my own amazement.
I'm going to Boston to see my doctor. He's a very sick man.
He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.