The vice-president of an advertising agency is a bit of executive fungus that forms on a desk that has been exposed to conference.
Fred AllenSome movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.
Fred AllenThe S.S. Sierra was a ten-thousand-ton vessel. Today, lifeboats bigger than the Sierra are found on the Queen Mary and other luxury liners.
Fred AllenMost of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.
Fred Allen