It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary.

A human being is nothing but a story with skin around it.

I'm a little hoarse tonight. I've been living in Chicago for the past two months, and you know how it is, yelling for help on the way home every night. Things are so tough in Chicago that at Easter time, for bunnies the little kids use porcupines.

Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.