It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

Hush, little bright line, don’t you cry You’ll be a cliché by and by.

I don't have to look up my family tree, because I know that I'm the sap.

I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin.

Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.