Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

A molehill man is a pseudo-busy executive who comes to work at 9 AM and finds a molehill on his desk. He has until 5 PM to make this molehill into a mountain. An accomplished molehill man will often have his mountain finished before lunch.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

He's so small, he's a waste of skin.

A celebrity is a person who works hard all of their life to become well known, and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognized.