Cocktail party: A gathering held to enable forty people to talk about themselves at the same time. The man who remains after the liquor is gone is the host.

My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

I can't understand why a person will take a year to write a novel when he can easily buy one for a few dollars.

If criticism had any power to harm, the skunk would be extinct by now.

Condensed milk is wonderful. I don't see how they can get a cow to sit down on those little cans.