The American arrives in Paris with a few French phrases he has culled from a conversational guide or picked up from a friend who owns a beret.
My hometown was so dull that one time the tide went out and never came back.
A gentleman is any man who wouldn't hit a woman with his hat on.
All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.