He was so narrow minded that if he fell on a pin it would blind him in both eyes.
It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race.
It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.
Television is the triumph of machine over people.
My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.