All that the comedian has to show for his years of work and aggravation is the echo of forgotten laughter.
Fred AllenA committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.
Fred AllenEverything is for the eye these days - TV, Life, Look, the movies. Nothing is just for the mind. The next generation will have eyeballs as big as cantaloupes and no brain at all.
Fred Allen