An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

The average vice-president is a form of executive fungus that attaches itself to a desk. On a boat this growth would be called a barnacle.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

Television is the triumph of machine over people.

Radio is called a medium because it is rare that anything is well done.

Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year.

English coffee tastes like water that has been squeezed out of a wet sleeve.