It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

The first time I sang in the church choir; two hundred people changed their religion.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

I have just returned from Boston. It is the only thing to do if you find yourself up there.

My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.