It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

An actor's popularity is fleeting. His success has the life expectancy of a small boy who is about to look into a gas tank with a lighted match.

Three million frogs' legs are served in Paris - daily. Nobody knows what became of the rest of the frogs.

Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.

Washington is no place for a good actor. The competition from bad actors is too great.