It was once rumored that fledgling executives walked around their offices backwards so they wouldn't have to face an issue.

A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better.

Some movie stars wear their sunglasses even in church. They're afraid God might recognize them and ask for autographs.

A committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but who, as a group, can meet and decide that nothing can be done.

It is bad to suppress laughter. It goes back down and spreads to your hips.

An income tax form is like a laundry list - either way you lose your shirt.

The world is a grindstone and life is your nose