My father never raised his hand to any one of his children, except in self-defense.
He's so small, he's a waste of skin.
Everywhere outside New York City is Bridgeport, Connecticut.
Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted.
After quitting radio I was able to live on the money I saved on aspirins.
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi.