A psychiatrists is the next man you start talking to after you start talking to yourself.
Success is like dealing with your kid or teaching your wife to drive. Sooner or later you'll end up in the police station.
When Jack Benny plays the violin, it sounds as though the strings are still in the cat.
Television is a triumph of equipment over people.
An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.
The world is a grindstone and life is your nose