The advertising world had space men in it before spacemen existed.

Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you.

He dreamed he was eating shredded wheat and woke up to find the mattress half gone.

An associate producer is the only guy in Hollywood who will associate with a producer.

It is probably not love that makes the world go around, but rather those mutually supportive alliances through which partners recognize their dependence on each other for the achievement of shared and private goals.

We are living in the machine age. For the first time in history the comedian has been compelled to supply himself with jokes and comedy material to compete with the machine. Whether he knows it or not, the comedian is on a treadmill to oblivion.

All I know about humor is that I don't know anything about it.