People think if you have money, it'll fix the problems, but it creates different ones.

You gotta hang out with people who have big dreams and believe in that dream.

I don't even have a clue as to where to find a pregnancy test. I'm looking at all the aisles... they don't have one that says 'oops.

Comedy is my passion. I'm going to do this until I drop.

The only way I will do a sitcom is if it's hurled at me, and I don't have to work for it.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

Some people can handle alcohol. You know who you are. Some people can't handle alcohol. The police know who you are.