Walgreens, Rite Aid, CVS and Wal-Mart have all figured out the evolution of life and they grabbed all the products that are necessary for a life. And they stuck them in one aisle and they put them in order according to how you mess up... First thing you're going to see: condoms. Next to that: lubricant. Next to that: pregnancy test. Next to that: Pampers. Next to that: formula. And at the end of the aisle they sell beer.
Gabriel IglesiasMy girlfriend knows that if I'm acting weird at home to go to one of my shows to see what's on my mind.
Gabriel IglesiasWhen I go to dance clubs, I always dance with big girls, so we finish at the same time.
Gabriel Iglesias