If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."

Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it which makes it worth it.

You can't be bad ass in a car that kills gas like I kill tacos.

When you're a comedian, the Holy Grail is an hour long HBO special.

If you Google the word "fluffy," I'm the first thing that pops up. It's me, dogs and rabbits.

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

I got on the high school speech team and everyday I would get up in front of the class and just start talking.