When I first got to St. Louis, I saw the arch and I said, 'I want to go to that McDonalds.

Kids, man, they're way too honest. They're like mini-alcoholics.

Aside from producing I want to direct but I'm also going to get back out on the road.

If you aim to be big, you will be big. And that's not a pun about my size.

As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I'm kind of jaded on everyone else.

If I speak Spanish in my show, which sometimes I do, I translate what I say. I make it where I can still be myself, but I make it to where everybody knows what the hell is going on and when everyone leaves, they're like "OK, I get it."

Every night, it's a bakery on the bus. It's a curse, because I talk about how much I love cake, people bring me cake. And now I just found out I'm diabetic, so I'm like, are you kidding me?!