Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.
Surround yourself with supportive people. All the negative people, man you have to push them aside.
I try not to get political, I don't want to get religious, I don't want to get controversial, I just want to have a show that relates to everybody.
There are certain bits in my act that will never change.
The girl voice is always going to kill because they don't expect it.
I know what it's like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those sacrifices I made early on until I could afford it.