I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

It's because you alienate half the room talking about sports. Half the crowd will be against you no matter what you say.

Once I started doing specials I always incorporated "Fluffy" into it. But with Stand-Up Revolution, I left it out because I want it to be different for people. I'm there, yes, but it's something different.

You pigeon hole yourself by the title you give yourself.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There are certain bits in my act that will never change.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.