I'm always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that's off stage. People know when it's fake.

Well, like I said, there's no reason everyone can't have a piece of the pie, even if there's a gordo there eating most of it.

I never go perform somewhere alone. I've done that since day one. I've always taken other comics with me.

I love Australia. First of all, everyone is so nice. The people are down to Earth, and they like having fun with you.

I'm not on a diet. And it's funny cause people go 'Well, then why do you drink diet soda?' So I can eat regular cake.

If I'm drinking I can either be the nicest guy ever or I'm the guy you should leave alone.

For about three years I was performing at one bar in East Los Angeles that was like a mean dive bar. You're in there performing for drunks or bikers, not the most flattering people. I think it helped build my confidence, because you have to get their attention, then make them laugh.