Your car, comfort though it be, this little den and dining room on wheels, is a prison that deadens your senses, and to feel wholly alive you must go for a walk.

Being an English major prepares you for impersonating authority.

Travel is the art form available to Everyman. You sit in the coffee shop in a strange city and nobody knows who you are, or cares, and so you shed your checkered past and your motley credentials and you face the day unarmed ... And onward we go and some day in the distant future, we will stop and turn around in astonishment to see all the places we've been and the heroes we were.

Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.

March is the month God created to show people who don't drink what a hangover is like.

Scripture doesn't promise that God will remove temptation, only that you'll be given strength to withstand it.

Just because we're fictional characters doesn't mean you can pick us up and move us anywhere you want.--the people of Lake Woebegon