God is a great humorist. He just has a slow audience to work with.
Children can find other children to be pals. Children need fathers to be fathers.
A book is a gift you can open again and again.
We all know you can get AIDS from sex, but did you know that you can get sex from aides?
Evelyn was an insomniac so when they say she died in her sleep, you have to question that.
I was an English major at the University of Minnesota, and I was very shy, which many people misinterpreted as intelligence. On the basis of that wrong impression, I became the editor of the campus literary magazine.