You're such a big liar you gotta get your neighbor to call your dog.
You don't want to get that sort of sound in your writing that boing that gives you away.
Sometimes there is nothing you can do, and in those times, you must do something anyway.
Be well, do good work, and keep in touch.
Marriage, friends, is a lifelong feast; love is no light lunch.
Even in a time of elephantine vanity and greed, one never has to look far to see the campfires of gentle people.