Marrying for sex is like flying to London for the free peanuts and pretzels. It's not the point of the thing, is it?
God plays a lot of jokes on us to get our attention.
I usually don't work with other people; I do the whole show myself.
Welcome to Lake Wobegon, where all the women are strong, all the men are good-looking, and all the children are above average.
Why is divorce so expensive? Because it's worth it!
It is more worthy in the eyes of God . . . if a writer makes three pages sharp and funny about the lives of geese than to make three hundred fat and flabby about God or the American people.