Dr. Phil is hiding something. Otherwise, why wouldn't he use his last name?

They should put expiration dates on clothing so we men will know when they go out of style.

The only way I would go back to hosting would be if it were something entirely new. It would prevent me from wanting to host a standard-fare kind of talk show.

After making love I said to my girl, "Was it good for you too?" And she said, "I don't think this was good for anybody."

Was the Buddha married? His wife would say, "Are you just going to sit around like that all day?"

Without comedy as a defense mechanism I wouldn't be able to survive.

I've never had anyone put on a puppet show to convince me of anything. And I've done a lot of stuff. I don't know that I would put the puppets on when I was pitching a show. This was the head of the studio putting a puppet show on. And I'll tell you, he wasn't bad.