Maybe a silver lining to growing old is being able to watch Usual Suspects for the first time, again.
I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.
When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.
Rich people are just like us though they now eat their meals off square shaped plates.
I really shine in front of prominently Jewish crowds. Normally I really beat myself up, but as far as Jewish audiences go, I'm at the top of my game.
Every cookie is a sugar cookie. A cookie without sugar is a cracker.