Say what you will about Gypsy women, but they are remarkable assessors of blues guitar talent.

I hate nickels; they're quarter impersonators.

Don't go back over your life with a red pen.

I think everything contributes to your creativity.

The other thing is that I'm a pretty moody guy, but no one really wants to see a normal-looking guy complain about things or talk about being unhappy. That's hard. Most people are like, 'Well, you have all your hair and you're tall, so why are you unhappy?' That can be limiting.

When you're gay every party is a bad sweater party.

Just saw an orthodox Jewish kid do 3 pull-ups on the scaffolding. Shattering the previous record.