I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

If something doesnt feel normal to me, it must be wrong. Failing to have a shred of imaginative empathy is a virtue!

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.

One of the downsides of being special is that you feel out of place wherever you go.

I feel like the government is more evil than most corporations.

I don't want our culture diluted. We need to close the borders now and let everyone assimilate to a Western, white, English-speaking way of life.