I'm scared of snakebites - that's the origin of cowboy boots, protection - but my toes need to breathe.

"My only problem with women breastfeeding in public is they never wink back." It's kind of the perfect joke because it's a bait and switch.

Once I sold my shares and figured I wanted to get out of the magazine business it was like, "Now I can do whatever I want, anything I want in the world." And I guess I subconsciously hoped it would be something a little more adult. But I just want to do funny shorts, and TV is the ultimate endpoint for that.

I started noticing a lot of big companies are bored with ads; they feel sort of lost in the advertising world. They're not into magazines anymore.

Once anyone who has a sense of humor can do what they want, they want to do funny bits as much as possible.

When you're in nature, inevitably your video is going to involve nature.

I find comedians to be the biggest cocksuckers, because they don't want people to know how easy it is.