I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Leisure: A fancy word for people who don't want to admit they're bored.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.