I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

I went to school with a kid who was so smart, the only time he got an answer wrong, they had to go back and change the question.

I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.

What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.

I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.