I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

Our marriage has always been a 50-50 proposition - with the possible exception of closet space.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.