I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.

I always give my grandkids a couple of quarters when they go home. It's a bargain.

I enjoy waking up and not having to go to work. So I do it three or four times a day.

My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955