I wish I had the energy that my grandchildren have - if only for self-defense.
On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.
He has a brain like Einstein's - dead since 1955
What a bargain grandchildren are! I give them my loose change, and they give me a million dollars' worth of pleasure.
I like to do nice things for my grandchildren - like buy them those toys I've always wanted to play with.
My grandchild has taught me what true love means. It means watching Scooby-Doo cartoons while the basketball game is on another channel.