My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

My granddaughter and I are inseparable. She keeps me wrapped around her little finger.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

On the seventh day God rested. His grandchildren must have been out of town.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

Retirement: That's when you return from work one day and say, "Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever."