My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

In my retirement I go for a short swim at least once or twice every day. It's either that or buy a new golf ball.

"You're more trouble than the children are" is the greatest compliment a grandparent can receive.

An hour with your grandchildren can make you feel young again. Anything longer than that, and you start to age quickly.

Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world--an assigned parking space.

My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Grandchildren: the only people who can get more out of you than the IRS.