My grandkids believe I'm the oldest thing in the world. And after two or three hours with them, I believe it, too.

Two things I dislike about my granddaughter - when she won't take her afternoon nap, and when she won't let me take mine.

Grandchildren don't stay young forever, which is good because Pop-pops have only so many horsey rides in them.

It's time to diet and exercise when you accept the fact that you can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time - but not while you're wearing a bathing suit.

Grandparents are there to help the child get into mischief they haven't thought of yet.

Hi, Honey, I'm home - forever.

Like good wine, marriage gets better with age - once you learn to keep a cork in it.