I don't know if there are men on the moon, but if there are they must be using the earth as their lunatic asylum
Remember that I too am mortal.
Lack of money is the root of of all evil.
Morality consists of suspecting other people of not being legally married.
We veneer civilization by doing unkind things in a kind way.
What is wrong with the prosaic Englishman is what is wrong with the prosaic men of all countries: stupidity.