A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

Someone who makes you laugh is a comedian. Someone who makes you think and then laugh is a humorist.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Life's but a day at most.

The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working.