With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.
Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.
This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
Let me get one thing straight; I'm not an authority on sex, I'm more of a fan. I think sex is nice; no family should be without it. Of course, there are other things that are just as important as sex, like uh . . . like uh . . . like . . . uh . . . well, I'll think of it later.