Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.
George BurnsI thought to myself, 'why not write a bestseller?' In the first place, more people buy them and more people read them. You make more money and it doesnโt take any more time to write a bestseller than it does to write a book nobody buys.
George BurnsIn those days the best painkiller was ice; it wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
George BurnsI look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.
George BurnsMoney is the root of all evil.' Then we hear, 'A fool and his money are soon parted.' What are they talking about? If money is so evil, shouldn't it be, 'A wise man and his money are soon parted'? And another thing, how does a fool get money in the first place? I know some fools who have a lot of money, but they won't tell me how they got it, and I won't tell them.
George Burns