People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
I was brought up to respect my elders, so now I don't have to respect anybody.
Acting is all about honesty. If you can fake that, you've got it made.
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.