There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.
When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.
Say Goodnight Gracie.
Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.