My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

Young. Old. Just Words.