People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.
Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.
Say Goodnight Gracie.
Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.