It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

I would go out with women my age, but there are no women my age.

People are always asking me when I'm going to retire. Why should I? I've got it two ways - I'm still making movies, and I'm a senior citizen, so I can see myself at half price.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.