When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

Critics are eunuchs at a gang bang.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

When I wasn't working, I put the blame directly where it belonged - I blamed my agent. When I didn't have an agent, I spent time looking for a new agent so I would have somebody to blame.

I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.