When we played the back end of a horse we always knew that if we worked hard and did a good job we could become the front end.

If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.