If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

None of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast. You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes. You can't wait to get out. And you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.