If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.

When I die I intend to take my music with me. I don't know what's out there, but I want to make sure it's in my key.

If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

Everything that goes up must come down. But there comes a time when not everything that's down can come up.