I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

This is the sixth book I've written, which isn't bad for a guy who's only read two.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.