This is all so exciting I've decided to keep making one movie every 36 years.
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.
A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.