I get a standing ovation just standing

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.