I get a standing ovation just standing

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

I get up every morning and read the obituary column. If my name's not there, I eat breakfast.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

The happiest people I know are the ones that are still working. The saddest are the ones who are retired. Very few performers retire on their own. It's usually because no one wants them. Six years ago Sinatra announced his retirement. He's still working.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left