I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.