Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
It's good to be here. At 98, it's good to be anywhere.
I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.
When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.
The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.