I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

It's no surprise that things are so screwed up: everyone that knows how to run a government is either driving taxicabs or cutting hair.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

Take care not to wear stripes that are out of sync with your wrinkles.

It's better to be happy doing something you love, even if you don't find success right away.