I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.
George BurnsBy [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.
George BurnsWhen I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.
George Burns