I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.

At home we ate fish every Friday, as Catholics were then supposed to do. Being Jewish, I compromised. I wore a hat when I ate fish, out of respect for my own religion and the fish's family.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.