I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.
When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.
I look to the future because that's where I'm going to spend the rest of my life.
Sex can be fun after eighty, after ninety, and after lunch!
Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.
If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.