Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.
George BurnsNone of us kids had a middle name. We were lucky we had any name at all. By the time my mother got around to naming one, there was another on the way.
George BurnsJust because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .
George BurnsTennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.
George Burns