I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.