In what other business can a guy my age drink martinis, smoke cigars and sing? I think all people who retire ought to go into show business. I've been retired all my life.
When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
Life's but a day at most.
If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.