When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.
George BurnsWell, anybody can be a straight man if he hears well. You just have to wait for laughs. A straight man just repeats the questions and the comedian gets the laughs and you just wait for them and don't let them die completely at the tail end of the laugh.
George BurnsI find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.
George Burns