I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.
Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.
A married couple that plays cards together is just a fight that hasn't started yet.
Life's but a day at most.
If I paid ten dollars for a cigar, first I'd make love to it, then I'd smoke it.
Be sure to wear a good cologne, a nice aftershave lotion, and a strong underarm deodorant. And it might be a good idea to wear some clothes, too.