Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

People are always asking me how much I'm worth. Well, all I can say is, I've got enough money to last me the rest of my life. As long as I die in the next 20 minutes.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

I spent a year in that town, one Sunday.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.