When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Sex has been around for a long time. You may not believe this, but it was around before I was.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.

My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.

I can't afford to die; I'd lose too much money.

Dress simply. If you wear a dinner jacket, don't wear anything else on it ... like lunch or dinner.