When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

Love is a lot like a backache. It doesn't show up on x-rays, but you know it's there.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.

When I was in Vegas women were throwing their hotel keys at me. But it was after they checked out.