Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

Young. Old. Just Words.

Sex after 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope. Even putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

If you stay in the business long enough and get to be old enough, you get to be new again.