Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left
I'm at the age now where just putting my cigar in its holder is a thrill.
How did I ever get sick? I've already had everything.
I like women to be attracted to me. See, when you get 60 years old, and they know you're 60, the only women you can get are 55-year-old women, and I like younger women.
If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.
I must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.