I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

Just because you're old that doesn't mean you're more forgetful. The same people whose names I can't remember now I couldn't remember fifty years ago. . .

There's an old saying, 'Life begins at forty.' That's silly. Life begins every morning you wake up.

Joy is obtaining a big, loving, caring shut-knit household in yet another town.