I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.