I don't believe in dying. It's been done. I'm working on a new exit. Besides, I can't die now - I'm booked.
George BurnsFirst you forget names, then you forget faces. Next you forget to pull your zipper up and finally, you forget to pull it down.
George BurnsWhen Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.
George Burns