I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

I find you have to take each day as it comes and be thankful for who's left and whatever you can still do.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.

Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.