I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.