You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.