You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.

I don't worry about getting old. I'm old already. Only young people worry about getting old.

A young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

The heart is a temple wherein all truth resides.