You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

Happiness is a dry martini and a good woman ... or a bad woman.

I'm very pleased to be here. Let's face it, at my age I'm very pleased to be anywhere.

By [age] 93, I had shrunk quite a lot. My car was known as the Phantom Cadillac. People would see it whizzing by and they would swear there was no driver.

It's one of the old show business axioms. No matter how successful you've been, there's always a younger and sexier seal coming along.

Be quick to learn and wise to know.

Being an actor is easy, just picture someone in a room and you outside waiting for your cue to go in. Elliot Gould's been trying that for forty years.