You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down, no problem.

Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

If it's a good script I'll do it. And if it's a bad script, and they pay me enough, I'll do it.

Age to me means nothing. I can't get old; I'm working. I was old when I was twenty-one and out of work. As long as you're working, you stay young. When I'm in front of an audience, all that love and vitality sweeps over me and I forget my age.

With the collapse of vaudeville new talent has no place to stink.