I use the cigar for timing purposes. If I tell a joke, I smoke as long as they laugh and when they stop laughing I take the cigar out of my mouth and start my next joke.

Much later in life, though, Gracie made a major contribution to the opera world. She stayed out of it.

Bridge is a game that separates the men from the boys. It also separates husbands and wives.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

Define your business goals clearly so that others can see them as you do.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.

Young. Old. Just words. Inside we feel like our shoe size.