It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

There are many ways to die in bed, but the best way is not alone.

Yale men do not like to be told anything by people who didn't go to Yale. The closest I came to Yale was once I had one of their padlocks.

Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're 25, you can play singles. From 25 to 35, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were 28 men on the court - just on my side of the net.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

Old age is when you resent the swimsuit issue of Sports Illustrated because there are fewer articles to read.

Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.