When they saw me walking down the street smoking a cigar, they'd say, 'Hey, that 14-year-old kid may be going places.' Of course it's also a good prop on the stage ... When you can't think of what you're supposed to say next, you can puff on your cigar until you think of your next line.
George BurnsA young mind in a healthy body is a wonderful thing. Especially for an old man with an open night.
George BurnsI must be getting absent-minded. Whenever I complain that things aren't what they used to be, I always forget to include myself.
George Burns