Sex is the Universal Language in which nobody speaks; they don't have to.
The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.
My best advice: Fall in love with what you do for a living.
I smoke cigars because at my age if I don't have something to hang on to I might fall down.
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Since I've made it to 87 so far, obviously my two kids and my seven grandchildren haven't been too hard on me. On the other hand, the fact that I have an unlisted phone number and move a lot might have something to do with it.