It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

It's hard for me to get used to these changing times. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Fall in love with what you're going to do for a living. To be able to get out of bed and do what you love to do for the rest of the day is beyond words. I'd rather be a failure in something I love than be successful in something I hate.

When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks.

I smoke ten to fifteen cigars a day. At my age I have to hold on to something.

It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.

Young. Old. Just Words.