I never go jogging, it makes me spill my martini.

If I get big laughs, I'm a comedian. If I get little laughs, I'm a humorist. If I get no laughs, I'm a singer.

If you were married to Marilyn Monroe, you'd cheat with some ugly girl.

Young. Old. Just Words.

What actresses do today when they appear on the screen is what they did once upon a time for getting to appear on the screen.

When I was young I was called a rugged individualist. When I was in my fifties I was considered eccentric. Here I am doing and saying the same things I did then and I'm labeled senile.

Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.