Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

I'd rather be over the hill than under it.

You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.

I look better, feel better, make love better and I'll tell you something else....I never lied better.

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Retirement at sixty-five is ridiculous. When I was sixty-five I still had pimples.