Everyday happiness means you can't wait to come home, because the soup is hot.

Retire? I'm going to stay in show business until I'm the only one left

Nice to be here? At my age it's nice to be anywhere.

I honestly think it is better to be a failure at something you love than to be a success at something you hate.

Too bad that all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving taxicabs and cutting hair.

I love to sing, and I love to drink scotch. Most people would rather hear me drink scotch.

I should have been a country-western singer. After all, I'm older than most western countries.