Should I be the one to play God? We're both about the same age, but we grew up in different neighborhoods.

If you live to be one hundred, you've got it made. Very few people die past that age.

I did go to school - my kind of school. When I was a kid I went out ... and you meet people. You talk to them. Anybody says something that makes sense, it stays with you, rubs off on you. That kind of school.

When I was a boy the Dead Sea was only sick.

I was always taught to respect my elders and I've now reached the age when I don't have anybody to respect.

I drink coffee with my right hand, and I smoke with my left. But I talk with both hands.

The secret of a good sermon is to have a good beginning and a good ending, then having the two as close together as possible.